puberty 2.0 @ stage werx, 11/28/16 @ 7pm
With the rest of the family at a minor league ball game, Kelly and Danny (the high school boyfriend) had the house to themselves for hours. Until they didn’t. He was on top of her when they heard the basement door open. Footsteps on the stairs. Kelly’s mom appeared, inexplicably sputtering and clapping. But this surprise was not the most awkward thing to happen that week.